the-transfeminine-mystique:

softtrade:

I forget where it was but I saw jeans for sale and like they were labeled as “girlfriend cut” instead of ‘boyfriend’ and like the irony to me is that the term “boyfriend style jeans” was originally done as this weird way to heterosexualize the dangerous idea of women wearing slightly loose pants so you knew you weren’t a dyke but like apparently the use of the term “boyfriend” was like too much of a gender confusion crisis for the buyer so they had to change it *again* as opposed to just calling it “loose fitting” to begin w and now it has fully no-homo’d itself into a corner and it just sounds like yr stealing yr jeans from some butch girl yr dating

My fave quirk w boyfriend jeans is that time the gap didn’t realize that having jeans that were “boyfriend” cut and “pegged” style would turn out greater than the sum of its parts

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the-revolution-continues:

FEMA, a government entity, does not accept donations, but they are working closely with non-profits that are relying on donations. Hart urges people who want to donate to make sure that whichever charity you choose has been approved by National Voluntary Organizations Active in Disaster (VOAD).

Here’s a list of some organizations working closely with survivors:

gentlemanbones:

nineprotons:

nitewrighter:

You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.

“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”

“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.” 

“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.” 

“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”

“…So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?”

“No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.”

kylo-ren-has-an-8pack:

Acapulco Poster Giveaway

Like I said in a previous post, I received 3 free Hotel Artemis posters and because I noticed there were so many fans of Acapulco/Charlie Day in the tag, I figured I’d see if anybody wanted this one!

THE RULES

1. You must reblog this post to be entered (you may reblog once per day for multiple entries with a maximum of 7 reblogs, one for each day of the giveaway)

2. I would prefer to only ship to the US (will consider Canada/Mexico) simply because I don’t want to spend a ridiculous sum of money to ship something I’m giving away for fun.

3. June 22nd I will collect all of the urls that were reblogged and pick one at random. I will announce and message the winner that day.

If you have any questions or just want to talk about the movie, feel free to inbox me!

(Close up of poster on my bed. 13 x 19in dimensions)

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poefinn:

writers be doing anything but writing

feeriedoll:

Triple giveaway! Check the other two on my facebook and instagram

You can participate in all of them at once, three winners will be chosen randomly for three giveaways.

For tumblr giveaway the price is one dress set including: MSD dress, petticoat, necklace and stockings from feeriedoll.com ‘Forest Tales’ collection

rules:

* follow me

* reblog this photo and tag #feeriedoll #feeriedollatelier, #fdgiveaway

Giveaways will be open from 13th April till 6th May

ethiobird:

which hermann are you today

annethecatdetective:
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“ Okay, trying out the whole commissions thing again!
Sorry not sorry that one whole third of my examples is probably Newmann art? Look I...

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Okay, trying out the whole commissions thing again!


Sorry not sorry that one whole third of my examples is probably Newmann art? Look I will do nsfw, I will do monsters, I will do nsfw monsters. I will do a heck of a lot of kinks. I will do furry art. I will do your ships, your OCs, your D&D characters and their key equipment (I will even work stats in if that’s your bag, my dudes). I’m super not good at mechanical things.


Thanks to my time taking classes and doing a lot of free work in-studio I’m pretty damn speedy with traditional art (examples here were photographed with my phone but I have access to a scanner so commissions will be nicer). So that’s a bit of a steal when you’re paying for my time. But I am happy to labor over digital work (a lot of my examples were lost with my old computer but my art tag will give you a broad look at what I do and have done)

Keep reading

Reblogging in the afternoon/evening.

(like just apologizing in advance to all my broke friends and followers I will be spamming this all month)

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Hey yo, just to add– I am also working on buttons, as you can see a couple of these sheets are very much IN PROGRESS, but IF YOU WANT TO BUY A BUTTON hit me up. I’ll be selling buttons, commissions, etc next month at Cherry City Comic Con, but I kind of cannot not have money this month while my shoulder is busted, so. Buttons are a buck fifty and I will have to figure out shipping but I mean I will mail them anywhere on earth. Somewhere I have some hand-drawn buttons that are a little more but I haven’t found the bag of them- however I can also do a custom hand-drawn button!

Commission me, buy a button, toss me a tip here if you have extra money you want to throw at me for something I’ve created in the past that you’ve enjoyed.

(oh hey, since I got new people, a reminder that you’ll find my actual content at annethecatdetective.tumblr.com

Reblog if you love black cats and don’t think they’re bad luck

jumpingjacktrash:

naamahdarling:

tomo-takehito:

neopariah:

naamahdarling:

mostlycatsmostly:

thearcalian:

anenglishwitch:

Speaking as an owner of a lovely black cat

@mostlycatsmostly

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Someone please explain to me how this stinky lil goober can be bad luck.

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This guy saved me just like we saved him. He is best luck.

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Poot is my precious angel bean! Definitely not bad luck!

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I mean, if looks could kill…. But she still wasn’t bad luck.

look at everyone’s soot sprites <3

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He’s only bad luck to anyone who thought they could touch Snuggle Mouse. No one is allowed to touch Snuggle Mouse.