pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

missanthropicprinciple:

"With world wide destruction a certain alternative, do I really have a choice?"

Hermann is playing down his feelings. Like “oh shit I let him know I care so I better do some serious damage control and make it seem like I’m only doing this because I have to.”

"I-it’s not because I like you or anything!”

worldofthecutestcuties:

Wait for me!

worldofthecutestcuties:

Wait for me!

The boy least likely to - Be gentle with me
Anonymous

Ooh. I’ll have to check that out and add it to my listening routine, thanks!

221b-onthe-tardis-door:

moriarty-makes-people-shoes:

smileshidemymisery:

ravenrobintt:

derpslife:

ravenrobintt:

my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same

also if you say “beer can” in a british accent it sounds like “bacon” with a bad jamaican accent

JESUS. CHRIST.

I’m British and I’ve just realised you’re right.. 

ACCENT HACKS

“good eye might”

I spent an inordinate amount of time giggling over the second… (the first didn’t work for me because on my first time I just… did too much enunciating and now it feels like a weird stretch to make it work out)

bludgeoner:

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hey guys so i ran into a huge wad of cash recently (i promise i didn’t rob a bank or anything) and i wanted to do something nice

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here’s what you will win (all items will be brand new and in their original boxes/packages)

  • a hand written thank-you letter from me
  • 1 anime figure of your choice *Figma Sword Art Online Kirito figure OR Good Smile Sword Art Online Asuna figure OR Square Enix and Bandai Play Arts Kai Final Fantasy XIII-2 Lightning figure*
  • Limited Edition Nintendo 3DS XL LOZ: A Link Between Worlds Bundle
  • Pokemon X
  • Pokemon Y
  • Animal Crossing: New Leaf
  • 2 Puchimaru Nyangkotai Mascots of your choice *white, orange, multi, gray, or black* (i have something similar to these and trust me they are sooo cute)
  • Jumbo XL Rilakkuma plush
  • Dangan Ronpa Monobear 18” Plush
  • Moss Filled Sphere Necklace
  • cat dress of your choice *white OR pink - sizes S, M, L*
  • high heels of your choice *black bone ankle boots, OR white lace pearl heels - us sizes 5, 6, 7, 8*
  • Shingenki no Kyojin Attack On Titan t shirt of your choice *style 1 or 2, sizes L only*
  • Dark Souls 2 for platform of your choice *PS3, Xbox 360, OR PC*
  • Wolfenstein: The New Order for platform of your choice *PC, Xbox 360, PS3, PS4, OR Xbox One*
  • Song of Ice and Fire series: A Game of Thrones, A Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, A Feast for Crows, and A Dance with Dragons by George R.R. Martin
  • The Fault In Our Stars by John Green (warning you will probably cry)
  • any 2 minecraft plushies *enderman, skeleton, zombie, or creeper*
  • any wig of your choice under $50 from spreepicky
  • any game of your choice under $50 on steam (don’t forget to send me your id if you win)
  • a 75 dollar amazon gift card
  • 3.5mm Earphones of your choice *Korilakkuma (white), or Rilakkuma (brown)*
  • Game Grumps Soundbyte Keychain
  • any selfie reblogs

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rules

  • MUST be following me, aka bludgeoner. i WILL check. you’ll be disqualified if you don’t. (also feel free to just start talking with me if you wanna bc im usually pretty lonely). don’t enter and follow me if you’re just gonna unfollow afterwards/later on.
  • this is optional but it’d be real swaggy if you can follow me on deviantart (you’ll get an additional entry if you watch + note me (pls dont comment it on my profile its harder to keep track) on there with your tumblr url)
  • all you have to do is reblog this post dude, and as much as you want too. the more you reblog the more entries you have.
  • don’t delete the text pls or else you WILL be disqualified
  • likes don’t count but feel free to like to save it, you’re NOT disqualified if you do
  • if you win you must respond within 48 hours pls
  • pls don’t unfollow afterwards if you do/don’t win bc that’s actually really rude and i have a tracker okay and if you unfollow you won’t be able to participate in any of my future giveaways.

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other info

  • anyone of any age can enter, but if you’re under 18 you should probably check with your parent(s)/guardian(s) to see if they’re cool with me having your address
  • anyone of any gender can enter
  • anyone of any country can enter
  • i can ship to p.o. boxes too
  • shipping is entirely free
  • this giveaway starts june 17 2014
  • this giveaway ends august 31st 2014 at 11:59am est so wow you can enter the whole summer (hence summer giveaway)
  • giveaway must reach at least 10,000 notes to go on
  • winner will be announced on my blog a few hours/days after giveaway has ended and when they respond back to my message
  • if you win and you DON’T want a certain item(s) PLEASE LET ME KNOW!! because i don’t wanna spend money for something you don’t want okay so please please do tell me
  • good luck to everyone who enters
  • oh you might wanna check back on this original post frequently just in case i update it or something idk
  • hope you guys have a great day
*** THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOT AFFILIATED, SPONSORED, OR ENDORSED BY TUMBLR ***

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musicpoetryandwritingislife:

nothingbuthighvibrations:

thotsinternational:

praxis89:

trillxdeath:

scaredatbest:

Holy FUCK

THIS

lmfao 

What the hell….

Lmfao, this was not what I was expecting. AT ALL.

Thats the best shit ive seen on here in a long time

Wow. I don’t reblog a whole lot of nude pretty ladies (sorry, nude pretty lady fans!), but you can see why I couldn’t pass this up.

rakked:

vi9:

lucianite:

geistygeist:

captionshaming:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

"Werebears? Where? Bears? Men that are bears? M’aiq is done talking."

Is the governor general’s award a real thing and if so how the hell did this win it?

I am shocked and appalled! Also please note that the bear is my favourite animal, and werebear is like tops on my mythical creatures list.
This is however just about a girl getting dirty with a bear. And that’s hilarious.

BERSERKER!

That… is a fascinating-looking book XD

Hahaha oh man, I actually heard about this book off of tumblr— in Nancy Pearl’s ‘More Book Lust’, there was, I kid you not, a section about animal romance, where ‘Bear’ was pretty highly praised. There were two other books in the section that did not seem quite as… zoophilic as ‘Bear’, despite following the same very broad theme. (one was a chimp that falls in love with a human man and she goes on to engage in romcom style hijinks to get rid of his human fiancee so she can take her place, one was about a man whose wife turns into a fox, runs off, comes back with fox kits in tow that aren’t his, and he just has to kind of try and make things work? I cannot remember the titles and authors of those, though)

rakked:

vi9:

lucianite:

geistygeist:

captionshaming:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

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I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

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It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

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You have some explaining to do, Canada.

"Werebears? Where? Bears? Men that are bears? M’aiq is done talking."

Is the governor general’s award a real thing and if so how the hell did this win it?

I am shocked and appalled! Also please note that the bear is my favourite animal, and werebear is like tops on my mythical creatures list.

This is however just about a girl getting dirty with a bear. And that’s hilarious.

BERSERKER!

That… is a fascinating-looking book XD

Hahaha oh man, I actually heard about this book off of tumblr— in Nancy Pearl’s ‘More Book Lust’, there was, I kid you not, a section about animal romance, where ‘Bear’ was pretty highly praised. There were two other books in the section that did not seem quite as… zoophilic as ‘Bear’, despite following the same very broad theme. (one was a chimp that falls in love with a human man and she goes on to engage in romcom style hijinks to get rid of his human fiancee so she can take her place, one was about a man whose wife turns into a fox, runs off, comes back with fox kits in tow that aren’t his, and he just has to kind of try and make things work? I cannot remember the titles and authors of those, though)

thepagejakeenglish:

ITS GIVEAWAY TIME FOLKS

On August 16th of 2011, I reluctantly joined Tumblr at the behest of my friend Natalie as theslackerhero. Being a new Homestuck when it was still at large, I wanted to find a medium where I could enjoy content and fine arts regarding my newfound obsession, not at all expecting a lot of interaction with other internet beings (DeviantArt never yielded that much conversation).

Now three years later, I’m at 1600+ followers (or internet friends, as I call em) with immensely improved social skills and 10x the nerdery. Thanks to Tumblr, I’ve made tons of important friends, met hundreds of cool folks in the real world, been on an entirely-Tumblr-funded trip to the east coast, and fell in love with some of the most amazing people I’ve had the pleasure of knowing. I’ve also embraced my URL namesake and it’s gotten me to many a convention, panel, photoshoot, gathering, and even in front of Andrew Hussie himself. Highest ups and lowests lows, being on this website has been a wild ride and I could not be more grateful for my time here.

So on this third anniversary, I’ve gotten the biggest paycheck of my life thus far and I wanted to share it with you guys to say thanks. I’ve probably done one of these in the past and I remember it being quite half-assed, but boy I’m gonna bring it this time with a buttload of multiple prizes!

SO YEAH HERE’S WHAT YOU COULD WIN:

  • A $10 League of Legends Riot Points card!
  • A $10 Gift Certificate to What Pumpkin!
  • A $20 GameStop giftcard 
  • A $20 Steam Gift Card!
  • A $20 art commission from my friend Andie!
  • A dub of a comic or fanfiction of your choice with my crew at your disposal!
  • A post kissing your ass to the ends of the Earth!
  • A Steam copy of Bioshock!
  • A random Steam game key!
  • A crappy poem written by yours truly!

AND IF I SOMEHOW HIT 2000+ FOLLOWERS BY THE TIME THE GIVEAWAY ENDS

  • A Level Up to all the card prizes, capping at $50 each!
  • A copy of Super Smash Bros for 3DS!
  • A copy of Pokemon Y!
  • COMIC CON 2015 TICKETS

In the rare event that you’ve shat your pants while reading those prizes, let’s head straight to

THE RULES:

  1. Infinite reblogs and one like for two entries! Obviously, multiple reblogs won’t show up in the notes, but if you’d like to promote my blog and/or reblog it seven times for good luck, feel free!
  2. Gotta be following me to win! You are more than welcome to unfollow me when the giveaway ends, but if you (somehow) like Homestuck, cute animals, guns, Guardians of the Galaxy, WTNV, random humor, and/or daily optimism; please feel free to stick around!
  3. Have your askboxes open for notification of your win! Besides, you probably want to brag to all your followers that you’ve won something worth such and such amount of of money by answering publicly!

AND THAT’S ABOUT IT

GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 23RD THE YEAR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR 2014 AT NOON PST

REBLOG AND LIKE AND HAVE FUN

THANK YOU ALL FOR EXISTING AND BEING AWESOME

STAY BEAUTIFUL, YOU FLY FOLK

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Special thanks to Andie for drawing the cute giveaway picture and letting me use her as a prize. Go check her out!

thepagejakeenglish:

ITS GIVEAWAY TIME FOLKS

On August 16th of 2011, I reluctantly joined Tumblr at the behest of my friend Natalie as theslackerhero. Being a new Homestuck when it was still at large, I wanted to find a medium where I could enjoy content and fine arts regarding my newfound obsession, not at all expecting a lot of interaction with other internet beings (DeviantArt never yielded that much conversation).

Now three years later, I’m at 1600+ followers (or internet friends, as I call em) with immensely improved social skills and 10x the nerdery. Thanks to Tumblr, I’ve made tons of important friends, met hundreds of cool folks in the real world, been on an entirely-Tumblr-funded trip to the east coast, and fell in love with some of the most amazing people I’ve had the pleasure of knowing. I’ve also embraced my URL namesake and it’s gotten me to many a convention, panel, photoshoot, gathering, and even in front of Andrew Hussie himself. Highest ups and lowests lows, being on this website has been a wild ride and I could not be more grateful for my time here.

So on this third anniversary, I’ve gotten the biggest paycheck of my life thus far and I wanted to share it with you guys to say thanks. I’ve probably done of these in the past and I remember it being quite half-assed, but boy I’m gonna bring it this time with a buttload of multiple prizes!

SO YEAH HERE’S WHAT YOU COULD WIN:

  • A $10 League of Legends Riot Points card!
  • A $10 Gift Certificate to What Pumpkin!
  • A $20 GameStop giftcard 
  • A $20 Steam Gift Card!
  • A $20 art commission from my friend Andie!
  • A dub of a comic or fanfiction of your choice with my crew at your disposal!
  • A post kissing your ass to the ends of the Earth!
  • A Steam copy of Bioshock!
  • A random Steam game key!
  • A crappy poem written by yours truly!

AND IF I SOMEHOW HIT 2000+ FOLLOWERS BY THE TIME THE GIVEAWAY ENDS

  • A Level Up to all the card prizes, capping at $50 each!
  • A copy of Super Smash Bros for 3DS!
  • A copy of Pokemon Y!
  • COMIC CON 2015 TICKETS

In the rare event that you’ve shat your pants while reading those prizes, let’s head straight to

THE RULES:

  1. Infinite reblogs and one like for two entries! Obviously, multiple reblogs won’t show up in the notes, but if you’d like to promote my blog and/or reblog it seven times for good luck, feel free!
  2. Gotta be following me to win! You are more than welcome to unfollow me when the giveaway ends, but if you (somehow) like Homestuck, cute animals, guns, Guardians of the Galaxy, WTNV, random humor, and/or daily optimism; please feel free to stick around!
  3. Have your askboxes open for notification of your win! Besides, you probably want to brag to all your followers that you’ve won something worth such and such amount of of money by answering publicly!

AND THAT’S ABOUT IT

GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 23RD THE YEAR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR 2014 AT NOON PST

REBLOG AND LIKE AND HAVE FUN

THANK YOU ALL FOR EXISTING AND BEING AWESOME

STAY BEAUTIFUL, YOU FLY FOLK

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Special thanks to Andie for drawing the cute giveaway picture and letting me use her as a prize. Go check her out!