ITS GIVEAWAY TIME FOLKS
On August 16th of 2011, I reluctantly joined Tumblr at the behest of my friend Natalie as theslackerhero. Being a new Homestuck when it was still at large, I wanted to find a medium where I could enjoy content and fine arts regarding my newfound obsession, not at all expecting a lot of interaction with other internet beings (DeviantArt never yielded that much conversation).
Now three years later, I’m at 1600+ followers (or internet friends, as I call em) with immensely improved social skills and 10x the nerdery. Thanks to Tumblr, I’ve made tons of important friends, met hundreds of cool folks in the real world, been on an entirely-Tumblr-funded trip to the east coast, and fell in love with some of the most amazing people I’ve had the pleasure of knowing. I’ve also embraced my URL namesake and it’s gotten me to many a convention, panel, photoshoot, gathering, and even in front of Andrew Hussie himself. Highest ups and lowests lows, being on this website has been a wild ride and I could not be more grateful for my time here.
So on this third anniversary, I’ve gotten the biggest paycheck of my life thus far and I wanted to share it with you guys to say thanks. I’ve probably done one of these in the past and I remember it being quite half-assed, but boy I’m gonna bring it this time with a buttload of multiple prizes!
SO YEAH HERE’S WHAT YOU COULD WIN:
- A $10 League of Legends Riot Points card!
- A $10 Gift Certificate to What Pumpkin!
- A $20 GameStop giftcard
- A $20 Steam Gift Card!
- A $20 art commission from my friend Andie!
- A dub of a comic or fanfiction of your choice with my crew at your disposal!
- A post kissing your ass to the ends of the Earth!
- A Steam copy of Bioshock!
- A random Steam game key!
- A crappy poem written by yours truly!
AND IF I SOMEHOW HIT 2000+ FOLLOWERS BY THE TIME THE GIVEAWAY ENDS
- A Level Up to all the card prizes, capping at $50 each!
- A copy of Super Smash Bros for 3DS!
- A copy of Pokemon Y!
- COMIC CON 2015 TICKETS
In the rare event that you’ve shat your pants while reading those prizes, let’s head straight to
- Infinite reblogs and one like for two entries! Obviously, multiple reblogs won’t show up in the notes, but if you’d like to promote my blog and/or reblog it seven times for good luck, feel free!
- Gotta be following me to win! You are more than welcome to unfollow me when the giveaway ends, but if you (somehow) like Homestuck, cute animals, guns, Guardians of the Galaxy, WTNV, random humor, and/or daily optimism; please feel free to stick around!
- Have your askboxes open for notification of your win! Besides, you probably want to brag to all your followers that you’ve won something worth such and such amount of of money by answering publicly!
AND THAT’S ABOUT IT
GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 23RD THE YEAR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR 2014 AT NOON PST
REBLOG AND LIKE AND HAVE FUN
THANK YOU ALL FOR EXISTING AND BEING AWESOME
STAY BEAUTIFUL, YOU FLY FOLK
Special thanks to Andie for drawing the cute giveaway picture and letting me use her as a prize. Go check her out!