rakked:

vi9:

lucianite:

geistygeist:

captionshaming:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

It is a literal bear.
Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.
But wait….

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

"Werebears? Where? Bears? Men that are bears? M’aiq is done talking."

Is the governor general’s award a real thing and if so how the hell did this win it?

I am shocked and appalled! Also please note that the bear is my favourite animal, and werebear is like tops on my mythical creatures list.
This is however just about a girl getting dirty with a bear. And that’s hilarious.

BERSERKER!

That… is a fascinating-looking book XD

Hahaha oh man, I actually heard about this book off of tumblr— in Nancy Pearl’s ‘More Book Lust’, there was, I kid you not, a section about animal romance, where ‘Bear’ was pretty highly praised. There were two other books in the section that did not seem quite as… zoophilic as ‘Bear’, despite following the same very broad theme. (one was a chimp that falls in love with a human man and she goes on to engage in romcom style hijinks to get rid of his human fiancee so she can take her place, one was about a man whose wife turns into a fox, runs off, comes back with fox kits in tow that aren’t his, and he just has to kind of try and make things work? I cannot remember the titles and authors of those, though)

rakked:

vi9:

lucianite:

geistygeist:

captionshaming:

corpsecaddy:

So I found this harlequin romance paperback today, and normally I just toss those right over without paying them much mind, but the cover of this one made me pause. Sure that the artist was just taking liberties, I checked out the back.

image

I’m dubious. I should read a passage:

image

It is a literal bear.

Okay yeah I’ll admit it I’m going to read this but only because it sounds like the most fucked up romance novel in existence.

But wait….

image

You have some explaining to do, Canada.

"Werebears? Where? Bears? Men that are bears? M’aiq is done talking."

Is the governor general’s award a real thing and if so how the hell did this win it?

I am shocked and appalled! Also please note that the bear is my favourite animal, and werebear is like tops on my mythical creatures list.

This is however just about a girl getting dirty with a bear. And that’s hilarious.

BERSERKER!

That… is a fascinating-looking book XD

Hahaha oh man, I actually heard about this book off of tumblr— in Nancy Pearl’s ‘More Book Lust’, there was, I kid you not, a section about animal romance, where ‘Bear’ was pretty highly praised. There were two other books in the section that did not seem quite as… zoophilic as ‘Bear’, despite following the same very broad theme. (one was a chimp that falls in love with a human man and she goes on to engage in romcom style hijinks to get rid of his human fiancee so she can take her place, one was about a man whose wife turns into a fox, runs off, comes back with fox kits in tow that aren’t his, and he just has to kind of try and make things work? I cannot remember the titles and authors of those, though)

thepagejakeenglish:

ITS GIVEAWAY TIME FOLKS

On August 16th of 2011, I reluctantly joined Tumblr at the behest of my friend Natalie as theslackerhero. Being a new Homestuck when it was still at large, I wanted to find a medium where I could enjoy content and fine arts regarding my newfound obsession, not at all expecting a lot of interaction with other internet beings (DeviantArt never yielded that much conversation).

Now three years later, I’m at 1600+ followers (or internet friends, as I call em) with immensely improved social skills and 10x the nerdery. Thanks to Tumblr, I’ve made tons of important friends, met hundreds of cool folks in the real world, been on an entirely-Tumblr-funded trip to the east coast, and fell in love with some of the most amazing people I’ve had the pleasure of knowing. I’ve also embraced my URL namesake and it’s gotten me to many a convention, panel, photoshoot, gathering, and even in front of Andrew Hussie himself. Highest ups and lowests lows, being on this website has been a wild ride and I could not be more grateful for my time here.

So on this third anniversary, I’ve gotten the biggest paycheck of my life thus far and I wanted to share it with you guys to say thanks. I’ve probably done one of these in the past and I remember it being quite half-assed, but boy I’m gonna bring it this time with a buttload of multiple prizes!

SO YEAH HERE’S WHAT YOU COULD WIN:

  • A $10 League of Legends Riot Points card!
  • A $10 Gift Certificate to What Pumpkin!
  • A $20 GameStop giftcard 
  • A $20 Steam Gift Card!
  • A $20 art commission from my friend Andie!
  • A dub of a comic or fanfiction of your choice with my crew at your disposal!
  • A post kissing your ass to the ends of the Earth!
  • A Steam copy of Bioshock!
  • A random Steam game key!
  • A crappy poem written by yours truly!

AND IF I SOMEHOW HIT 2000+ FOLLOWERS BY THE TIME THE GIVEAWAY ENDS

  • A Level Up to all the card prizes, capping at $50 each!
  • A copy of Super Smash Bros for 3DS!
  • A copy of Pokemon Y!
  • COMIC CON 2015 TICKETS

In the rare event that you’ve shat your pants while reading those prizes, let’s head straight to

THE RULES:

  1. Infinite reblogs and one like for two entries! Obviously, multiple reblogs won’t show up in the notes, but if you’d like to promote my blog and/or reblog it seven times for good luck, feel free!
  2. Gotta be following me to win! You are more than welcome to unfollow me when the giveaway ends, but if you (somehow) like Homestuck, cute animals, guns, Guardians of the Galaxy, WTNV, random humor, and/or daily optimism; please feel free to stick around!
  3. Have your askboxes open for notification of your win! Besides, you probably want to brag to all your followers that you’ve won something worth such and such amount of of money by answering publicly!

AND THAT’S ABOUT IT

GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 23RD THE YEAR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR 2014 AT NOON PST

REBLOG AND LIKE AND HAVE FUN

THANK YOU ALL FOR EXISTING AND BEING AWESOME

STAY BEAUTIFUL, YOU FLY FOLK

image

Special thanks to Andie for drawing the cute giveaway picture and letting me use her as a prize. Go check her out!

thepagejakeenglish:

ITS GIVEAWAY TIME FOLKS

On August 16th of 2011, I reluctantly joined Tumblr at the behest of my friend Natalie as theslackerhero. Being a new Homestuck when it was still at large, I wanted to find a medium where I could enjoy content and fine arts regarding my newfound obsession, not at all expecting a lot of interaction with other internet beings (DeviantArt never yielded that much conversation).

Now three years later, I’m at 1600+ followers (or internet friends, as I call em) with immensely improved social skills and 10x the nerdery. Thanks to Tumblr, I’ve made tons of important friends, met hundreds of cool folks in the real world, been on an entirely-Tumblr-funded trip to the east coast, and fell in love with some of the most amazing people I’ve had the pleasure of knowing. I’ve also embraced my URL namesake and it’s gotten me to many a convention, panel, photoshoot, gathering, and even in front of Andrew Hussie himself. Highest ups and lowests lows, being on this website has been a wild ride and I could not be more grateful for my time here.

So on this third anniversary, I’ve gotten the biggest paycheck of my life thus far and I wanted to share it with you guys to say thanks. I’ve probably done of these in the past and I remember it being quite half-assed, but boy I’m gonna bring it this time with a buttload of multiple prizes!

SO YEAH HERE’S WHAT YOU COULD WIN:

  • A $10 League of Legends Riot Points card!
  • A $10 Gift Certificate to What Pumpkin!
  • A $20 GameStop giftcard 
  • A $20 Steam Gift Card!
  • A $20 art commission from my friend Andie!
  • A dub of a comic or fanfiction of your choice with my crew at your disposal!
  • A post kissing your ass to the ends of the Earth!
  • A Steam copy of Bioshock!
  • A random Steam game key!
  • A crappy poem written by yours truly!

AND IF I SOMEHOW HIT 2000+ FOLLOWERS BY THE TIME THE GIVEAWAY ENDS

  • A Level Up to all the card prizes, capping at $50 each!
  • A copy of Super Smash Bros for 3DS!
  • A copy of Pokemon Y!
  • COMIC CON 2015 TICKETS

In the rare event that you’ve shat your pants while reading those prizes, let’s head straight to

THE RULES:

  1. Infinite reblogs and one like for two entries! Obviously, multiple reblogs won’t show up in the notes, but if you’d like to promote my blog and/or reblog it seven times for good luck, feel free!
  2. Gotta be following me to win! You are more than welcome to unfollow me when the giveaway ends, but if you (somehow) like Homestuck, cute animals, guns, Guardians of the Galaxy, WTNV, random humor, and/or daily optimism; please feel free to stick around!
  3. Have your askboxes open for notification of your win! Besides, you probably want to brag to all your followers that you’ve won something worth such and such amount of of money by answering publicly!

AND THAT’S ABOUT IT

GIVEAWAY ENDS AUGUST 23RD THE YEAR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR 2014 AT NOON PST

REBLOG AND LIKE AND HAVE FUN

THANK YOU ALL FOR EXISTING AND BEING AWESOME

STAY BEAUTIFUL, YOU FLY FOLK

image

Special thanks to Andie for drawing the cute giveaway picture and letting me use her as a prize. Go check her out!

izzybutt:

what-happens-in-a-jaeger:

I got something fun for you!
My Jaeger name is Spitfire Zero. :D

Spitfire Executive.
Guys, my Jaeger is a sassy business lady.

Hawk Gambit. (although it’s possible I’d wind up in Hawk Zero, it depends on who between me and my definitely-drift-compatible meatspace bestie determines our Jaeger’s name)
I find it particularly funny because my brother is Eagle Rage. (our sister breaks the whole bird theme though)

izzybutt:

what-happens-in-a-jaeger:

I got something fun for you!

My Jaeger name is Spitfire Zero. :D

Spitfire Executive.

Guys, my Jaeger is a sassy business lady.

Hawk Gambit. (although it’s possible I’d wind up in Hawk Zero, it depends on who between me and my definitely-drift-compatible meatspace bestie determines our Jaeger’s name)

I find it particularly funny because my brother is Eagle Rage. (our sister breaks the whole bird theme though)

laneyboggs2001:

On Monday 9th of June, there was a test screening of The Man From U.N.C.L.E. in LA. i was able to get some feedback from two members of the audience. :)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

*shakes apart*

THERE HAS BEEN A TEST SCREENING?

(I still think Hammer is approximately a million feet too tall to play the itty bitty blondie but I’m excited nonetheless okay)

cosmictuesdays:

Portal and Guardians of the Galaxy.
Business as usual for the clever, nimble-footed scifi hero, then. And with some awesome special effects.

… Civ V and Limitless. This is either boring or awesome, depending on whether or not I get to actually be Attila the Hun on a drug that gives one crazy brain powers. Because otherwise it seems like I’m just living an ordinary life in a world with governments, armies, and untested pharmaceuticals? (I mean, I have been part of a drug trial before, but the pills in Limitless are never going to go to trial so)

cosmictuesdays:

Portal and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Business as usual for the clever, nimble-footed scifi hero, then. And with some awesome special effects.

… Civ V and Limitless. This is either boring or awesome, depending on whether or not I get to actually be Attila the Hun on a drug that gives one crazy brain powers. Because otherwise it seems like I’m just living an ordinary life in a world with governments, armies, and untested pharmaceuticals? (I mean, I have been part of a drug trial before, but the pills in Limitless are never going to go to trial so)

astrakiseki:

That’s the thing people don’t understand involving large boobs.

You don’t go topless, period.  It hurts too much.

I can go for about… I think an hour or so by now, but then it’s time for the bra again.

But that’s also why swimming is so wonderful, especially in something that secures your boobs.

your back doesn’t need to think of them.

Your arms do sort of

but not your back.

ughhh this. The neverending struggle.

I spend a lot of time around the house with my bra on but unhooked, because you’re damned if you do and damned if you don’t, really. They do not like to be unsupported, but I don’t like spending more than five hours in a row dealing with ‘oh, on this bra, the band pinches here, on this bra the straps are a nightmare, on this bra the underwire stabs me in the armpit why’… And good luck finding one that offers comfy support if your boobs are not the exact shape that the cup is, ya dig?

sharonsuzukimartinez:

Even in the wilting summer heat, the Desert Cottontail is proud of its perfect ‘tocks.
(photo by S Suzuki-Martinez)

sharonsuzukimartinez:

Even in the wilting summer heat, the Desert Cottontail is proud of its perfect ‘tocks.

(photo by S Suzuki-Martinez)

germanbreadfucker:

murkofff:

germanbreadfucker:

medic is not the worst doctor ever hes the wurst doctor ever 

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oops

thank you for this

I’m throwing this up here because I want to know if anyone else remembers the brief period of time when sausage fortress was a thing to maybe five people tops and I was one of those people.