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Spy says is my turn to use basement computer thing. This is fine. He says I do this job instead of him, or world learns Heavy’s secret, but Spy does not tell me what secret this is, so… Maybe Spy knows I took last piece of cake… but, cake was just so delicious! And nobody else takes last piece, maybe is just extra. Today, I shoot many cowards. Wake up in resupply room once or...
It hasn’t been good. Not that the team is not good! Everyone has their good days and bad days, I suppose. Everything is always a little bit off when the time comes to cycle to a different base. I will share the details of my own triumphs and failures over the past couple of days. I do my best, you know? It is not easy— my fellow medics will attest to this!— to keep everyone...
From now on, we will all be doing self portraits! This is an important duty to every man on this base! Show me your war faces, ladies!
Hi. Working for BLU is nice. Tuesday night is skit night. We get out our bags of hats. It is supposed to be for morale. Then we roast marshmallows. This is the best part. Marshmallows aren’t done until they’ve been all the way on fire. Anyone who tells you different is lying to you. I don’t eat marshmallows with everyone though, I just like to make them, with the crackers and...
Sorry bout that, folks
We’ll try and keep Scout from… whatever the blog equivalent of talking your ear off is. (Computer doesn’t really need maintaining) DC
Why doesn't anybody tell me crap?
All these guys are morons. We have a bloggity thing? Stop complaining about how you don’t wanna be the one doing computer crap in the basement, Spy, I could do this in my SLEEP! People can ask me questions all the time, I love answering questions. I mean, I pretty much carry this whole team, ya know? Okay, apparently I’m supposed to be talking up the company instead of myself, but...
All right, don't tell anyone
I am contemplating treasonous things. Sexy treasonous things? Maybe.
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An Introductory Message
Bon soir. I pointed out to my colleagues, upon being asked to start this tumblog— this is what you call it, yes? A tumblog?— that we are already fairly well represented on this particular forum. ‘Ask boxes’ exist for several of BLU’s employees. I was then told that this was the sort of quitter talk one might expect from a person of my heritage, among other...