Spy says is my turn to use basement computer thing. This is fine. He says I do this job instead of him, or world learns Heavy’s secret, but Spy does not tell me what secret this is, so…
Maybe Spy knows I took last piece of cake… but, cake was just so delicious! And nobody else takes last piece, maybe is just extra.
Today, I shoot many cowards. Wake up in resupply room once or twice, but… is nothing serious. Blog, you should see other guy! But you can’t, he is missing many parts! You see, this is funny.
Doktor and I make good team. We do not win all of the time, but I do much damage to RED baby men, and Doktor fixes much damage that happens to Heavy, is not so bad a day.
Scout does good job today, too, but is not allowed to blog because he does not talk about team, only about Scout. Soldier is credit to team also. I only see Spy and Sniper at beginning of round or in resupply room, but probably they did good. Engineer is big credit to team, all the time.
BLU is doing good job other places, too— when we move to different base, other teams of BLU mercenaries switch with us. They even have other BLU Heavy Weapons Guy, maybe more than one. I don’t know. Scout says, other Heavy Weapons Guy looks just like me. But I don’t see it.
(Soldier looks like other BLU Soldiers, though— one time we had two and this was confusing. One time, I have to be substitute on different BLU team without my Doktor. I met five Pyros! Maybe they all look alike, or maybe one of them is… a stack of dogs in suit, or several ducks, maybe monkey wearing stilts. Hard to say. But, those guys know how to party! We had good time fighting cowards, but at end of day, is always good to come home to my